BRITNEY SPEARS IS A SMELLY CUNTRAG
Has-been pop star Britney Spears appeared on NBC's Today show in an interview with Matt Lauer.
Spears denied problems in her marriage with Kevin Federline (who at the age of 26 has two other children with another woman). Federline, or K-Fed as he is also known as, was described by Britney as being like a "boy," (and she meant that in a good way). K-Fed, is competing with former NBA player Shawn Kemp in trying to father the most kids by the most women, has released a horrible rap single called "Popozao". I would link to it, but I refuse to dignify that noise as music.
There are now reports that Spears wants to give birth to her child in the African country of Namibia. Holy fuckin shit. You can't even find that shit on a map, Britney.
Spears said she felt like a target and that the paparazzi had gone too far in their pursuit of pictures of Spears and her first child. You walk around with shirts that say "MILF in training" --I'm not shedding a fuckin tear for you, bitch.
Britney Spears confirmed her enormous stupidity in 2003 when she supported Pres. Bush, saying, "We should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that." Not a surprising statement--Spears probably thinks Bush is just like her--rich and stupid.
However, Spears had a brief moment of clarity, stating in her Today interview, "I'm an emotional wreck right now."